Oh no Octopussy! You fell off your string.
I've told you before, human. Cat first, laptop second.
Oh.. is this your washing? Am I in the way??
I don't care what you are trying to do. It's very important I sit here, right now.
New favourite place... in front of your computer.
You want me to play with this? How much is it worth to you?
Мой кот смотрит в окно и ждёт свою любовь...